Thursday, 26 May 2011
Friday, 13 May 2011
Things I Cannot Stand
I'm irritated right now and I need to list down some things that irritate me before I kill someone.
1. Girls who write stuff like,
"Dun hate meh curz am byutiful."
below their overly edited profile pictures.
2. Justin Bieber. Girls who fall for him are poor creatures confused about their sexuality. Shooting him multiple times in the knee cap with a machine gun would be a good way to vent my frustrations.
3. When my cat gets hungry and he knows I'm bringing food to his cage so he follows me very closely(to make sure he doesn't lose sight of his tuna) and I end up accidentally kicking him in the abdomen as I try to walk.
4. Guinea pigs with fur problems. They heighten my goosebump-tendency.
5. People who cough and sneeze in public without closing their germ infested mouths.
6. Lizards and how you're never a feet away from those pesky naked things.
7. People who let their kids swim on the floor in malls.
8. People who stare like they've been blind their whole life. Yes, I'm an alien but it still doesn't justify you poking at me with your snoopy eyeballs.
9. Teenyboppers. "OH EM GEE look Jastin Beebarrr's flippin' his hayr."
10. Guinea pigs.
11. Facebook. And how it's the first thing I click on when I open my browser.
12. People who define a whole religion as 'backwards and stupid' just because of some ridiculously overzealous people who do foolish things.
14. When I accidentally drop my pen and it ends up in a parallel dimension.
15. When people say that someone is boring or conservative just because they're not a conformist.
16. When I see really old people working under the hot sun and I can't do anything to help them.
1. Girls who write stuff like,
"Dun hate meh curz am byutiful."
below their overly edited profile pictures.
2. Justin Bieber. Girls who fall for him are poor creatures confused about their sexuality. Shooting him multiple times in the knee cap with a machine gun would be a good way to vent my frustrations.
3. When my cat gets hungry and he knows I'm bringing food to his cage so he follows me very closely(to make sure he doesn't lose sight of his tuna) and I end up accidentally kicking him in the abdomen as I try to walk.
4. Guinea pigs with fur problems. They heighten my goosebump-tendency.
5. People who cough and sneeze in public without closing their germ infested mouths.
6. Lizards and how you're never a feet away from those pesky naked things.
7. People who let their kids swim on the floor in malls.
8. People who stare like they've been blind their whole life. Yes, I'm an alien but it still doesn't justify you poking at me with your snoopy eyeballs.
9. Teenyboppers. "OH EM GEE look Jastin Beebarrr's flippin' his hayr."
10. Guinea pigs.
11. Facebook. And how it's the first thing I click on when I open my browser.
12. People who define a whole religion as 'backwards and stupid' just because of some ridiculously overzealous people who do foolish things.
13. Chemistry.
15. When people say that someone is boring or conservative just because they're not a conformist.
16. When I see really old people working under the hot sun and I can't do anything to help them.
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